These are the indisputable
facts of Epsilon:
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The world is 157 years old - FACT! |
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Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe
because they are weak - FACT! |
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You are happy, you just don’t
know it - FACT! |
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We all come from the same tree - FACT! |
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Everyone is related to everyone else,
except for people with red hair - FACT! |
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Sperm does not exist - it is a lie
spread by biology teachers - along with everything else
you have ever been told - FACT! |
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Men are supposed to lie with nine new
partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except
for in July, when they must lie with five men a day -
FACT! |
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Aliens exist and are present on earth.
If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff,
the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT! |
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Trees talk, but only some people hear
them - FACT! |
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People who believe in something live
much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life
thrown in for good measure - FACT! |
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If you believe this and turn you hands
and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy
life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT! |
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KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM! |
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If you didn't know this, maybe you should read the Epsilon
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Is there any hints or hidden references out of this text?
There has been speculations that there should excist a special
tree in the woods of San Andreas, but so far the only "special"
tree found, is an old fallen tree, with nothing more to it.
There's also roumours of trees with numbers on them, only visible
by using thermo goggles. Many hunters have also been out to
find dinosaurs and aliens, not succeeding in this. Non of this
has been supported by pictures or video evidence.
"Grand
Theft Auto San Andreas" is a computer game
you can play on PC, Playstation 2, Playstation 3 and Xbox.
This site is ment for experienced players,
who have finished all missions,
and are ready to explore the secrets of the game.
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