A person with the nick jblend
made a post in some forum, saying he's an Rockstar official,
stating the following information;
"If you
see the number one, then you're on your way. Only true believers
of Kifflom (praise!!!) can enter the portals. So Keep listening
to the trees and I am sure that you'll find your path. If you
learn the true meaning of Kifflom (praise him!!!) then you can
enter the golden portals of Puertas Amarillas Valley."
The posting were met by hundreds of replies, but jblend himself
never wrote again. This single posting has being refered to
on numerous forums, creating the wildest discussions. There
is NO proof this is anything more than just some nitwit having
a laugh, still lot's of discussion forum participants actually
has made this the shining star of their hunt - even though it
was not supported by any pictures or other kinds of proof.
This is just an example of one small posting turning out big,
with lot's of rumours descending from it, making the myth busters
spend hunting time based on useless information.
Here's another one, that have made a lot of discussion:
"How much is your soul worth?
We've put a price on salvation and it's a price worth paying.
In fact, we're running a special. While other major religions
tithe 10%, we tithe 8.75%. But if you join Epsilon now, you'll
only be tithed 8.125%. The government takes 33% of your income
and what do you get for it? If you answered nothing, you're
on the right track to making yourself a whole person and finally
understanding how the universe works, and all that for this
special, one time only, low price. Finally a religion that is
easy to understand. In this day and age, can you afford to spend
weeks combing through cryptic text written thousands of years
ago when people lived to the ripe age of 23 and were forced
to slaughter goats? The Epsilon Tract is easy to understand
- it's still being written. And trust us, it will be in simple,
easy to understand bullet points. Salvation is here and you
don't need to be intelligent to understand very obvious point
- saving souls is like saving money. So you should do it exactly
the same way! Kifflom! Brother-Uncle, Sister-Aunt! KIFFLOM -
HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM! The future, as told by a descendant
of Kraft, hasn't happened yet, but it will, and will you be
ready? Make your commitment now. What level of salvation are
you ready for?
AZUR $10,000
For the person that wants to be saved, but not that much, let
us suggest the AZUR pinnacle- Raise your left hand and recite
the words: "Take me to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom."
We'll do the rest. Because we all know, there is Kifflom and
there is Kraft, and both be praised. Then send $10,000.
TOPAZ $25,000
TOPAZ level salvation is for the person who wants a better life,
wants a cleaner soul, and is prepared to shop around for a great
deal. The TOPAZ level Epsilonist receives all of the benefits
of AQUAMARINE level participation, minus some of the conjugal
rights, especially on Thursdays.
AQUAMARINE $79,000
It's a small price to pay for personal fulfillment. At the AQUAMARINE
level, you gain all of the riches of your AZUR and TOPAZ brothers
and sisters, however you will be given a special lapel pin and
invited to more parties.
TURQUOISE $100,000
All the TURQUOISE level, complete enlightenment will occur.
N It's not new age! The music is terrible and makes people into
suburbanite eunuchs! We're looking for a new wage. For $100,000
all of the mysteries of the universe will be yours, including
a PIN code to enter the Epsilon compound in the hills overlooking
San Andreas. TURQUOISE members will take weekly meeting with
the Honorable Cris Formage in a relaxed setting with everyone
wearing only robes that are easily disrobed."
This is just nonsense made up by someone familiar with the Epsilon,
knowing it would probably be taken seriously by the hunters.
I haven't found any reliable source for this, maybe except the
orignal post made by jblend, and jblend is pretty obvious not
a Rockstar employee.
Let's say I made a post saying "My uncle works at Rockstar,
and he told me that there really is something in the wood -
there is a tree in the wood that is not solid, and if you walk
into it, you will open some secret features in the game.".
How likely is it that it would start of army's of GTA-players
spending hours upon hours walking into trees? Very much, I guess.
Not because the post would be actually convincing, but because
people want to believe. Just like me and you, they
think it's fun to participate in these hunts, methodically testing
rumour after rumour. And wouldn't it be great to actually find
something, to be the first one to find it?
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